Rules for Being a Crazy

motherfucker...


Watching Heroes last night and it made me realize some of the things I think crazy killing psychopaths should do. I have two right now

1. Paint/write something in the blood of your victim (+2)

2. Kill a family member (+4) - Bonus Points if it is your mother (+4)

If you use your moms blood to draw a picture of the future apocalypse (+234)


Stay tuned this list may be updated.

Cinnamon has arrived and I am back

In case you were missing me I am back and I brought kitten! Cinnamon is the newest addition to our family (arriving on 12/23/06) she is currently just over a year. Still very cute. See:

Nanowrimo II

I won nanowrimo again this year. Yay. Second novel didn't get done. Got sick, Cooked alot for the holiday, and then got lazy. Hopefully I will finish the zombie story in December. So here is my icon in all of its glory.

Whoohoo I did it!

I have successfully written 50,000 words in 12 days. I am almost done with the first novel and should be able to start the second in a day or two. I am so excited right now. Last night I churned out 10,000 words in 5 hours. My fingers were numb but it was all towards the cause. National Novel Writing Month has been a success so far. Lets see how the editing process goes.

I do feel better about this novel than last years. So I probably will go back and edit it. Yay!

The only places a girl can respectably wear faerie wings

Renaissance Faires
Tori Amos Concerts

Nanowrimo

So I am doing Nanowrimo again this year. This time my goal but probably won't happen is to write two novels during this month. I started today on my first novel. A story in three parts about a rape fantasy gone horribly wrong. I mean what rape fantasy goes right anyways. But it is challenging to write. I have written about serial killers and pyromaniacs and this is difficult. I am about 5000 words into is as of 7pm and hope to be at least 7-8 thousand before I go to bed. It would be awesome to have this first part done before I hit that pillow but it is becoming more difficult to write because of the content.

If I get to my second novel it is about zombies. What a better way to come out of writing the hardcore to zombies. That would be also a story in three parts. Basically three different views of three different types of zombies. It ranges to the highly functional zombie to the "brains" less fuctional zombie.

I hope I finish one and start the other before this month is out. It will be fast, furious and with out car chases or hot women. Hmm maybe hot women. Who knows

Band Names

Apathetic Whores
Ninja Monks

life list

This is featured on Ellen right now. Kind of cheesy for me and kind of not cheesy.

1. get married in the temple
2. finish a novel and submit it to be published
3. have something published
4. raise a child with my husband
5. be more charitable
6. learn to be more tolerant
7. learn french
8. submit a recipe to the Pillsbury cookoff
9. create a cookbook of my recipes
10. own a pair of manolo blahniks or jimmy choos
11. have a diamond ring
12. visit England
13. finish a sunday new york times crossword
14. tie a cherry stem with my tongue
15. eat at the french laundry
16. visit disneyworld
17. see a show on broadway
18. see jamie cullum in concert
19. read ulysses
20. defeat super mario bros
21. own a designer purse
22. own a pair of designer socks
23. make a mixed media collage on canvas
24. knit a sweater
25. make candles
26. see avenue q
27. see a cirque de soliel show in vegas
28. stay at the W
29. less gossipy
30. own a cat
31. own a dog
32. finish the bell jar
33. have a sweet 30 party
34. learn how to drive
35. go to an afternoon tea
36. stay at hotel where I can walk out onto the beach
37. see the supreme court in action
38. volunteer for a political campaign
39. find the perfect lip gloss
40. learn how to enunciate better
41. improve my grammar

(this list could get up dated- stay tuned)

Awesome List- September Edition

10.Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga
9. Janet Evanovich
8. Applesauce
7. Keytars
6. Spark People
5. The word "theivery"
4. Coverville
3. Cooking Light magazine
2. lipgloss
1. Tim Gunn

Awesome List

10. Pink Liquid Expresso Pens
9. TV Guide Podcast
8. Gum
7. the word Precocious
6.Bunnies Yawning
5. The Awesome list
4. Waffles
3. Pandora
2. Flip Flops
1. Project Runway