Tony the Tiger vs Chester Cheetah

This breaks down to the classic tortoise and hare story. Well you would think that. Chester is very fast and seems like his cheetos are laced with crack. While Tony just stands there and shouts out "They're grrreat!".
This is the way the fight would turn out. Chester would rush Tony and try to do little sucker punches. Tony would hold up his hand on Chester's forehead (ala classic movie/tv style) and Chester would punch away at the air. Tony would then take his fist, punch chester once, say "They're Grreat" and the match would be over. Chester has speed but Tony is a big boy.

Winner: Tony the Tiger.