i've improperly wiped myself and require a sponge

Spoon or Fork?

these are the questions that rule brains. this weekend i get to see tori for my 7th time. woohoo... i am excited. and stoked and ready to go. i also get to go to the zoo this weekend. whoohoo again. i like to woohoo. trying to think if i have anything funny or relevant to say. hmm..... i like bbq chicken. that is not funny or relevant. a spoon walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bartender says "hey you can't come in here you are a spoon" and the spoon goes "okay" and walks out. heheehehehehe

not much else to say. hope the padres make a big trade before the deadline.

late

moodalicious: drained
songalicous: areials by system of a down (it is all in my head baby)

final fantasy free for all

hehe... playing final fantasy again. woohoo. this is fun. nothing funny to say today. my life feels lighter right now. my anxiousness has ceased to exist. maybe that is why i am captin strugglesworth. daniel is watching gi jane for some reason. i think it is because he likes that movie. he made me watch it. it was okay. demi moore is not my thing and neither is navy seals stuff. i don't really care how tough it is. don't do it if it is that hard. isn't that a great motto for life. don't do it if it is too hard. that has sexcual connoatations also. hehe... i am not correcting my spelling because i like it au naturel. i wanna read fear of flying again. just need to say i love six feet under. that show rocks. now i just need to see the 2nd and third seasons. it sucks that i don't have hbo. it is the hobo network. hehe. hmm... i don't have any funny quotes.. i just always have to remember that i am just here for the chocolate..... dang i need to be fucked. mmmmm... that sounds so yummy... i need to be fucked and have a girl at the same time. i am such a naughty girl.


moodalicous: naughty
songalicous:some metallica song with the word dirty in the title

Spooge

okay this entry is not safe for young viewers. i just wanted to discuss my two new words/phrases: spooge and glory hole. spooge sounds as gross as it is. daniel doesn't want to be called that. i guess i will have to live with that. it is just such an onamonapedic word. i think i just made up a word. hehe... spooge.

glory hole. for about 4 days in a row i had heard that word. then i had a day off then two more days of that word/phrase. it is so strange esp since the first time i heard it was during that streak. i didn't even know what it was. now i do. the priest having a glory hole in the confessional gave me a very vivid picture of it. hehe

gosh i am horny right now. hmmm...need to get me some lovin. thinking about cheerleaders with no panties... yummy

moodalicous: horny
songalicious: butthole surfers -avalanche

Disco Lemonade

love that song by mercy playground. mary playground. i dunno their name. oh well. the song is sex and candy not disco lemonade but that phrase is used in the song.

incessant ramblings by lushrain. probably going to go see dashboard confessional again so i am stoked about that and the fact that tori is not this saturday but next saturday. ooh it will be my 7th time. woohoo!

all the way yeah! okay the shift key on this keyboard sucks i am so left shift key dependant that to have one that sucks really harshes my mello. mello yello. okay this is a really strange and pointless entry but my entry never the less.

bus boy. there is a guy who gets onto my bus every morning probably 35-40. he is about 6 feet i would say and hairy. he has a beard and matching hair. always wears solid color tee shirts and jeans. he is big. husky. he has about 3 different things strapped around him. a bag of some sort, a hard case cooler, his bus pass. he always reads books in nylon covers. he has no wedding ring on. i say that just because i see some guys and i wonder who would marry them. he doesn't look that interesting but i could be wrong. i create little stories about the people i see. i see him as a guy who lives with his mother. i also think that he lays out his clothes and packs his lunch the night before. he eats lots of dinners infront of the tv on a tv tray. maybe has a computer and plays rpg games. maybe he is a d and d freak. not to say that people who play d and d are freaks or live with thier mothers just that is what i see for him.

oh well gotta go now.. late

moodalicious: chipper
songalicous: only 16 by sam cooke

Dinner Stories

"You know I don't like red potatoes." He said as he took two of them and put it on his plate. The red potatoes, boiled, were covered in salt and pepper. Like slime they slid across the milky white plate. He looked at them with slight disgust and blinded them with sour cream.
"Why are you destroying our yummy flavor?" the potatoes seemed to say. The red root veggies moved away a little as the chicken and green beans invaded their personal space.
Daniel stared at the potatoes with dermination. He had a plan: take one small bite, move them around on his plate a little, then quietly throw them away. She will never know. If I don't make a big deal of it, I can pretend that I did eat these things.
He took his fork and pryed a small piece off. It looked huge. He opened his mouth and quickly stuffed the potato in and tried to chew. The chunky texture clawed at his taste buds trying to latch on. Daniel choked back the potato, trying to force it down his throat. Finally good triumphed and Daniel swallowed the potato piece almost whole
"Don't worry about eating those potatoes sweetie," the angel of hope said. She reached over to your plate and snatched the red jewels and popped them in her mouth for security. He felt relieved. No more bites. The red orbs of despair had disappeared and vomit averted.


there you go a little story i wrote about dinner tonite. have fun!

or space frogs will eat your jam.

moodalicous: impressed
songalicous: tempted by squeeze

Summer is Upon Us

and it is burning my arms. Went to comic-con this weekend. We had to wait in line for two hours just to get in. But we got to stare at the freaks there. hehe... not really freaks just people dressed up in costumes. There was the green goblin, a whole bunch of jedis and a whole bunch of elves. I saw one frodo. I saw the no face from Spirited Away. It gave one of my friends some corn pops that was really cool. I wanted to see a storm trooper. lame i know. I ended up seeing two. A half assed one had the helmet and the top portion but no bottom portion of the outfit. Maybe the bottom is on layaway. who knows. Then i saw a full one but he was getting onto a bus. oh and on that bus was also three really sexy japanese girls. ooh... i wanted to go on that bus so bad.

hmm what else of importance or humor. I got to see kevin smith. Dang he is funny. He has been married the same amount of time as me. nice.

saw a guy with aluminum foil on him. couldn't figure out who he was supposed to me. someone explained it to me later but i have forgotten now. but i was wondering if he keeps a spare roll of aluminum foil to reapply throughout the day.

late

moodalcious: hungry
songalicious: amber waves- Tori Amos

Addendum

Forgot to talk about Cool Hand Luke. Saw most of this movie last night. I didn't see the end and now I am going to comment on it. Oh well. I assume that Luke gets shot or killed by one of the police guys. This movie I guess is about conformity and non-conformity. I understand that. But they are idolizing Luke and making you wanna have him escape. I know I did and I was frustrated at myself. Okay maybe cutting off parking meters doesn't deserve 2 years in jail. But escaping from jail does deserve a beating and hole digging. You shouldn't violate the law. Damn I feel republican. hehe.. maybe there is more I am not understanding. I will try to watch the end.