New Feature!!!!

Creating a new feature. Maybe weekly, maybe monthly. The feature is Who would win in a fight


1st Match: Snap, Crackle, Pop vs Manny, Moe, and Jack


If the Pep Boys have bodies then they would win hands down. They could kick some major ass. But all I see are heads and then it goes to do Snap, Crackle, and Pop look like they could take down floating heads? They didn't fair too well against the Keebler Elves (see Family Guy). I would say that the floating heads of Manny Moe and Jack could take down the Rice Krispies dudes. They have huge heads. They would just keep raming Snap, Crackle, Pop. If I were MMJ I would take Snap out first, he's the oldest. Then Pop because he seems wiley. And then deal with Crackle.

Winner: Manny Moe Jack

Vote No on 75

I live in California and so it has been nonstop adds on how to vote on the propositions. I have decided to create some of my own with celebrities.

Idea 1

Todd Bridges, Richard Greico, and Scott Baio urge you to vote No on 76. What's good for Schwarzenegger is not good for Charles in Charge.


Idea 2

European 80's popstars Nena, Limahl, and Falco's ghost urge you to vote yes on 75.

Officemax

Overview: At UCSD most orders are placed through Marketplace. Marketplace direct orders through Officemax. Marketplace is the middleman essentally.


I ordered an adjustable keyboard tray for my desk on Monday. Cost roughly $145. Today a heavy box arrived for me. I looked through the crack in the packing tape and it didn't look like a keyboard tray. I ripped off the packing slip from the outside and it said Original Item no longer available an item of equal or greater value has been shipped. So I opened the box and inside were 8 boxes of legal size hanging file folders. I guess it is equal value but not utility. I guess they expect me to be like MacGuyver to assemble the keyboard tray. If only they gave me a box of paperclips.......

Ashlee

from a Cnn.com review of Ashlee Simpson's new album:

"I Am Me" practically amounts to a NOW tribute album."


It was so great. I had to note it for all blogternity. Ugh yes I did use that word. Live with it.



And go see Serenity! Now run. Before they kick it out of the theaters. It needs more money.


Moodalicious: hipper
Songalicious: Five Get Over Excited- Housemartins

Teen Movie Formula (in progress)

1. Boy and Girl hate or don’t know each other. Options are-
1. Boy makes bet with fellow boys to get said girl to like him.
2. Boy and girl pretend to like each other to get other boys/girls to like them.
3. Girl hates boy because boy is arrogant and obnoxious
2. Drunken party at a house (parents not a round). Options are-
1. Girl makes fool of herself while intoxicated
2. Guy make fool of himself while intoxicated
3. Boy and Girl fall for each other. Options are-
1. Start it early to make the big fight more meaningful
2. Start it late to make their first big kiss at the end of movie
4. Conflict. Options are-
1. The bet is revealed and girl is mad
2. Boy flirts goes out with another girl
5. Big Dance
1. Boy and Girl make up and kiss
2. Can add funky band of boy/girl’s choice
6. Parents
1. Stupid and quirky
2. Stupid and desperate for mate
3. Stupid and strict
4. Usually single
7. Friends/Enemies
1. Stuck-up rich girl with stupid friends
2. Outcast main girl with quirky friends (often a male friend)
3. Guy with jock friends

McDonaldland part 2

Why even allow the Hamburgular into McDonaldland? That is like allowing Stabby McStabsalot into Knifeland.

Band Names

Cool John McGee and the Rumpa Dumps

Old Dirty Charles and the Watermelon of Love